Have Your Cake And Eat It Too Funny Quotes

#1. With our instinct we can go everywhere, but with our intelligence we will get there.

Jan Jansen

#2. Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.

Al Franken

#3. Now, I'm very vulnerable to female beauty, as you know. Everybody's defenseless against something, and that's it for me. I see it and it blinds me to everything else.

Philip Roth

#4. I want to buy me a hat with a golden feather & a book with the confessions of God in it

Kenneth Patchen

#5. Pleasure can be used to enslave a people just as effectively as pain.

Marianne Williamson

#6. Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

Colin Quinn

#7. Yamane reached out a hand. "You've got something on your lip," he murmured, rubbing it gently with his thumb.
"What?" Rory froze
"Me," said Yamane, closing the distance for a kiss.

Z.A. Maxfield

#8. I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

Gabriel Iglesias