Cake And Christmas Quotes

#1. Mr. Skip, if I knew I was going to live this long. I probably wouldn't have lived this long.

Skip Clark

#2. One can believe God capable of anything without believing that he did everything anybody may say he did. One can believe in the possibility of miracles without believing that every reported miracle must in fact have happened.

Robert M. Price

#3. My bitterness is not an abstract substance, it is as solid as a Christmas cake; I can cut it in slices and hand it round and there is still plenty left, for tomorrow.

Caitlin Thomas

#4. I don't believe that employers should have access to an employee's private passwords, including Facebook.

Larry Bucshon

#5. Coincidentally, a good age for a Japanese girl is younger than twenty five, because that's when she turns into a 'Christmas Cake'. Christmas cakes, as everyone knows, are desirable before the twenty fifth but afterward quickly become stale and are put on the shelf.

Andrew Davidson

#6. Violence begets violence, you know. And you can't kill off all the violent people or all the murderers. We'd have to kill off the government.

John Lennon

#7. It's all about balance. Balancing exercise, food, and life. No excesses.

Helen M. Ryan

#8. Autism is part of who I am.

Temple Grandin

#9. I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing.

Muddy Waters

#10. The ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.

Erma Bombeck

#11. My stomach rumbles.
Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.
Christmastime is here.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#12. Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth?

Priya Ardis

#13. All families had their special Christmas food. Ours was called Dutch Bread, made from a dough halfway between bread and cake, stuffed with citron and every sort of nut from the farm - hazel, black walnut, hickory, butternut.

Paul Engle

#14. Playfulness. We've baked Mallomars and Rice Krispies treats, made milkshakes, and even built a macaron cake in the shape of a Christmas tree. These items remind people of their childhood; we just re-create them with adult flavors.

David Castle