Top 13 Funny Chris Keller Quotes

#1. I found that it was all right to have Martians saying things Democrats and Republicans could never say.

Rod Serling

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#2. I think, irrespective of your race, everybody has moments in life where they don't fit in, or where they try to puzzle through who they really are or to find the courage of their convictions.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

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#3. On 30 June 2010, the FSB broke into my office again. They unplugged the Internet, opened the window and left the phone off the hook, placing it next to my laptop. The message was clear: we are still here.

Luke Harding

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#4. I still feel I'm going to wake up any moment, and my skin's going to break out all over.

Russell Tovey

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#5. Love moves the world along.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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#6. That's why they call it a dream, Tone. Because it'll never be a reality.

Julie Anne Peters

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#7. When a woman feels the first grip of her child's dependence upon her, she has forever lost her freedom. If the child dies, a grave shackles her soul through life. If the child lives, the welfare of that child keeps perpetually between her and the sun.

Alice Moore Hubbard

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#8. I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.

Demetri Martin

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#9. More wine helps; it takes the edge off the despair.

Garth Stein

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#10. I would have stayed forever within the garden of Re-mose's childhood, but time is a mother's enemy.

Anita Diamant

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#11. There is no moral equivalency between those who would kill using children, innocent civilians, children and adults, in their homes and in their places of worship, to that of a government that is seeking those terrorists before they can engage in that awful activity.

George Pataki

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#12. But as I spoke to him, all I could feel was love. That was ridiculous. And I am deeply, deeply suspicious of it.

Sebastian Barry

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#13. Environmentalism has already killed somewhere between 10-30 million people since the 1970s

Michael Crichton

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