Funny Chick Magnet Quotes

#1. I would tell him how he almost made us lose interest in passion by his obsession with the gestures empty of their emotions, and how we reviled him, because he almost caused us to take vows of chastity, because what he wanted us to exclude was our own aphrodisiac - poetry.

Anais Nin

#2. Luis is right there. I point to the corner of the yard, where my little brother is the centre of attention doing imitations of barnyard animals. I have yet to inform him that talent isn't as much of a chick magnet when you get into junior high.

Simone Elkeles

#3. The best way to fight terrorism is not through guns. It's through pens, books, teachers and schools.

Malala Yousafzai

#4. You're my life, Elle. When we have our children, they'll be included in that circle and I'm not a man to lose everything. I want you as safe as possible."
"So you don't think three protection dogs, a room filled with weapons, a panic room and house that eats people isn't just a little overkill?

Christine Feehan

#5. There is no better antidote against entertaining too high an opinion of others than having an excellent one of ourselves at the very same time.

Walter Scott

#6. The worst disease in the world is hate. And the cure for hate is love.

India.Arie

#7. People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it ... No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.

Zach Braff

#8. Statement: A girl and a boy jump into a river. The boy swims over to the girl and says, "God, it's cold."
Question: What's the probability they will kiss?

Jenny Downham

#9. My favorite thing [about surfing] is being creative on waves; it's like an art form. You can do whatever you want on that wave if you work hard at it and just have fun out there.

Bethany Hamilton

#10. Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail, Our lion now will foreign foes assail.

John Dryden

#11. I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon.

Rob Lowe

#12. Keep up your enthusiasm! There is nothing more contagious than exuberant enthusiasm.

Harry Houdini

#13. Homophobia: the fear that another man will treat you like you treat women.

Andrew Sullivan

#14. As they left the restaurant and mounted the stairs he looped an arm around her shoulders and hugged her to him, willing her to love him as much as he loved her. Even a fraction of the amount would be enough.

Emily Arden

#15. In the very few interviews I've made, it doesn't matter how long we've talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.

PewDiePie