Top 17 Funny Cheerios Quotes

#1. Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

Becca Fitzpatrick

Funny Cheerios Quotes #655194
#2. Talk? Well, it's just Muff Potter, Muff Potter, Muff Potter all the time. It keeps me in a sweat, constant, so's I want to hide som'ers." "That's just the same way they go on round me. I reckon he's a goner. Don't you feel sorry for him, sometimes?" "Most always - most always. He ain't

Mark Twain

Funny Cheerios Quotes #1604725
#3. You got style, you got class, you got the lips to kiss my ass.

Stephen King

Funny Cheerios Quotes #1574485
#4. California is our biggest economy. California is our biggest agricultural producer. So what happens here matters to every working American.

Barack Obama

Funny Cheerios Quotes #1520719
#5. For what is the use of transmitting knowledge if the individual's total development lags behind?

Maria Montessori

Funny Cheerios Quotes #1492594
#6. A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician.

Emma Bonino

Funny Cheerios Quotes #1461239
#7. The motivation to me is to make money and not be dependent upon the shallow pool called the entertainment world or the rap world or the hip-hop world.

Killer Mike

Funny Cheerios Quotes #1318193
#8. An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Sacha Guitry

Funny Cheerios Quotes #1175752
#9. I'm gonna live till I die.

Frank Sinatra

Funny Cheerios Quotes #1095866
#10. An important key to not becoming overwhelmed by what is going on around us is looking for evidences of God's hand at work in the midst of the turmoil and being "simply overwhelmed with thankfulness to Him.

Nancy Leigh DeMoss

Funny Cheerios Quotes #128275
#11. Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.

Peter Boyle

Funny Cheerios Quotes #626328
#12. I think you always feel like you're about a hair's breadth away from being a bad actor anyway ... It's not too hard to let the rope go slack, so to speak.

Alden Ehrenreich

Funny Cheerios Quotes #597276
#13. People don't have fun making music all the time.

Ken Hill

Funny Cheerios Quotes #576692
#14. I'm not going to read any of these magazines. I mean, because they've just got too much to lose by printing the truth. You know that ...

Bob Dylan

Funny Cheerios Quotes #554329
#15. Everyone, real or invented, deserves the open destiny of life.

Grace Paley

Funny Cheerios Quotes #427415
#16. Who peed in your cheerios?

Michelle Hodkin

Funny Cheerios Quotes #392902
#17. It didn't take me long to realize that Caleb was my empty planet.

Tarryn Fisher

Funny Cheerios Quotes #145330

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