Top 10 Funny Cheapskate Sayings
#1. You and I have been created with a DNA that drives us to want to live a life with good experiences, forces us to human growth and leads us to the contribution of something beyond our understanding.
Yovanny Alfonso
#2. I release you. I evict you from my heart. Because if I don't do it now, I never will.
Jenny Han
#3. America tends to worship the modest talent because it doesn't put us in an uncomfortable position vis-a-vis the artist.
Carlisle Floyd
#5. That's you. Callie, you're the only person that's ever made me feel happy about anything. That night you saved me, you changed something in me - you made me want to live.
Jessica Sorensen
#6. The public wishes itself to be managed like a woman; one must say nothing to it except what it likes to hear.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#7. They set off on the perfectly straight ley line, Ronan's gaze still directed up to his plane and to Chainsaw, a white bird and a black bird against the azure ceiling of the world.
Maggie Stiefvater
#8. It's very expensive to be me. It's terrible the things I have to do to be me.
Anna Nicole Smith
#9. The only people who boggle at what is perfectly natural are those who are the worst swine and the finest experts in filth. In their utterly contemptible pseudo-morality they ignore the contents and madly attack individual words. Years
Arkady Strugatsky
#10. Penny for your thoughts,' asked Gwen.
'Cheapskate,' said Ianto. 'Never heard of inflation? Thoughts are a bit pricier than that these days.'
'OK,' said Gwen. 'A pint down the local tomorrow for your thoughts.'
Ianto smiled. 'That's more like it.
David Llewellyn
