Funny Candy Crush Quotes

#1. I eventually made the reunion with my father that I'd used as a default daydream throughout my childhood, but by then, we'd both outgrown the only relationship we could have had to each other. I was over 30 by the time I met him again and no longer needed a father.

Mona Simpson

#2. What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down.

Denis Johnson

#3. You could be
the leaf that never falls from the tree
you could be
the sun that never leaves the sky
this might be
the happy ending without the ending
this might be
a reason to try

David Levithan

#4. A background of wrath, which can be stirred up to the murderous infernal pitch, does lie in every man.

Thomas Carlyle

#5. Intellect has to surrender to instinct when it is time to play.

Kenny Werner

#6. You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face. -(Bird) Doug

R.L. Stine

#7. In the custom of mourning, the fabric of the night had been ripped, revealing a star at each tiny tear.

Jodi Picoult

#8. SOLOMON KUGEL
His performance, of late,
had been subpar.
Born, unfortunately. Died eventually.

Shalom Auslander

#9. Bobby McGee' was the song that made the difference for me. Every time I sing it, I still think of Janis.

Kris Kristofferson

#10. My breathe would catch at the sight of violets-so common in the woods at home, so surprising in the mountains. The violet's message was "Keep up your courage, stay true to what you believe in." p264

Jessica Stern

#11. The Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching has been in existence for most of this century.

C. Everett Koop

#12. I'm donating my body to science...fiction.

Steven Wright

#13. I was lucky enough to realize my dream. When I was a little kid in Santa Barbara, sitting on the floor in my grandmother's house, dreaming of maybe one day working for Walt Disney, and to have that dream come true, I think that's pretty remarkable.

Floyd Norman

#14. I have not yet begun to fight!
John Paul Jones September 23, 1779. He said this when his ship was on fire and sinking.

Steven Atwood