Funny Butthurt Quotes

#1. We are not abandoning our convictions, our philosophy or traditions, nor do we urge anyone to abandon theirs.

Mikhail Gorbachev

#2. Ordinary persons, he said, smiling, found no differences between men. The artist found them all.

Alexander Theroux

#3. All she could do now was run . . . and figure out how to defeat an Excisioner who couldn't be killed.

Charlie N. Holmberg

#4. I had to make a choice, either take care of my family and become a good son, or be a bad son and start working towards constructing a world of harmony and peace. I chose the later.

Abhijit Naskar

#5. Ummm, anyone else getting the creeps? Breccan asked. Okay, let's vote. Who here is in favor of daylight? Come on, show of hands. Don't be shy.

Madison Thorne Grey

#6. My goal is just to become a better comedian.

Ron White

#7. He shook his head again. 'I just can't figure out why anyone in his right head would bother these Virgin River women.'
'Yeah. Makes no sense.' Jack said.

Robyn Carr

#8. The only danger about websites, you know, is people who remember something you did or said thirty or forty years ago, and bring it up against you, so you're going for a job and you don't get it.

Patrick Macnee

#9. There is no doubt where the founding fathers stood on this issue. They believed that people of faith should be permitted to express themselves in public. They believed that this country was big enough and free enough to allow expression of on enormous variety of views and beliefs.

John Cornyn

#10. I rarely exercise at all, except I have some hand weights that I'll lift idly while I'm watching TV. I did do some push-ups last week and somehow hurt my shoulder.

Nick Antosca

#11. I get nice letters, but really I have no idea. I just try to enthuse people. You've been married for 31 years.

Alan Titchmarsh

#12. The I.S. didn't teach its runners how to deal with this. Runners were runners, not murder investigators. They brought their tags in alive, even the dead ones.

Kim Harrison

#13. I guess he believes if a lie is big enough and repeated often enough, it will be believed.

John McCain

#14. When people are poor, they find ways of making things taste like fish.

Ma Jian