Funny Breast Reduction Quotes

#1. Confidence in the natural world is self-reliance; in the spiritual world, it is God-reliance.

Oswald Chambers

#2. Understand this great truth: The happiness that comes from the pleasures of the world is but a minute reflection of the infinite bliss that comes from within your own Self.

Mata Amritanandamayi

#3. Cheerful givers do not count the cost of what they give. Their hearts are set on pleasing and cheering the person to whom the gift is given.

Julian Of Norwich

#4. Enjoyment is just the sound of being centered.

Rajneesh

#5. Of what use was it to be loved and lose one's beauty and become Real if it all ended like this? And a tear, a real tear, trickled down his little shabby velvet nose and fell to the ground.

Margery Williams

#6. I don't trust white critics' judgment about most things that deal with black life, particularly when a black person is the creator.

Terry McMillan

#7. I felt wise and cynical as all hell.

Sylvia Plath

#8. She was taken to St. Mungo's, where," the Headmistress now sounded slightly perturbed, "a standard diagnostic Charm showed Miss Granger as a healthy unicorn in excellent physical condition except that her mane needs combing.

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#9. How on earth can otherwise sensible people get so involved in a football game? You could measure the lasting impact on the lives of the people who played it at just about zero.

Alan Page

#10. New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.

David Letterman