Top 19 Funny Breast Sayings

#1. Oh Lola's Boobs,' he says into my chest, 'I wish we knew each other better.'
I crack up laughing.
'What's that you say?' he jokes, putting his ear to my right breast. 'You wish you could come out to play more often but Lola doesn't let you? Well, that's a shame.

Bianca Giovanni

Funny Breast Sayings #86437
#2. The more we want certain situations, the more we find ourself stuck in situations we do not want.

Geshe Kelsang Gyatso

Funny Breast Sayings #163413
#3. Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

Ambrose Bierce

Funny Breast Sayings #213590
#4. Christ on the crapper,

Philip K. Dick

Funny Breast Sayings #443814
#5. Like I said, Kenzie. Everything ends. I'm not afraid to die," you say with a wan smile. "I just hope I'm smart enough to stay dead.

Victoria Schwab

Funny Breast Sayings #641706
#6. What we need is another great ice to come and sweep us all into the ocean. To give God a second chance.

Philipp Meyer

Funny Breast Sayings #689853
#7. My works look to how images are produced, but specially based upon how the material reacts.

Walead Beshty

Funny Breast Sayings #790059
#8. Most of life is unbearable. It's unbearable but we bear it

Frank Beddor

Funny Breast Sayings #868701
#9. People have given me the freedom and believe in me enough to say if I want to do these things that I will find a way to make it work. I don't know if they think I'm crazy, drug damaged or just an old weirdo.

Wayne Coyne

Funny Breast Sayings #959602
#10. it funny how in school, the best grade is an A, but in the breast department, you never want an A? You want the breasts that get bad grades? The Breast School dropouts? The ones that get Ds and Fs? Hilarious.

Devon Hartford

Funny Breast Sayings #1065649
#11. Get out of failure-o-phobia to enjoy success-o-mania.

Prerak Trivedi

Funny Breast Sayings #1091154
#12. Science is not only a disciple of reason but, also, one of romance and passion.

Stephen Hawking

Funny Breast Sayings #1395652
#13. Some people likened him to a direction-post, which is always telling the way to a place, and never goes there; but these were his enemies, the shadows cast by his brightness; that was all.

Charles Dickens

Funny Breast Sayings #1447034
#14. I've found that worry and irritation vanish into thin air the moment I open my mind to the many blessings I possess.

Dale Carnegie

Funny Breast Sayings #1666540
#15. Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.

Kelly Moran

Funny Breast Sayings #1684093
#16. I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

Devon Aoki

Funny Breast Sayings #1774923
#17. I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

Kourtney Kardashian

Funny Breast Sayings #1835599
#18. My relationship with Salman Khan is too personal to talk about. I take my work like any other regular job, and what I do in my personal life is no one's business. I'd rather let my work do all the talking.

Katrina Kaif

Funny Breast Sayings #1873507
#19. I'm an American, our names don't mean shit.

Quentin Tarantino

Funny Breast Sayings #1879255

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