Top 14 Funny Brainless Quotes

#1. It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.

Ted Turner

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#2. It's so horrible to realize you're just the same as everyone else, isn't it?

Grant Morrison

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#3. Every time you think of me, say a prayer for me.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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#4. You know it's when like you parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts so much more.

Stephen "Steve-O" Glover

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#5. felt his nose carefully all the way up... "I thought it was gone," said Toby, trotting off again. "It's alright however. I am sure I couldn't blame it if it was to go.

Charles Dickens

Funny Brainless Quotes #813427
#6. We can begin by doing small things at the local level, like planting community gardens or looking out for our neighbors. That is how change takes place in living systems, not from above but from within, from many local actions occurring simultaneously.

Grace Lee Boggs

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#7. I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor.
-from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend.

J.L. Langley

Funny Brainless Quotes #1171807
#8. He'd use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn't just a brainless bimfoon, that's when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess.

Kyle Adams

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#9. I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?

Randa Abdel-Fattah

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#10. A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of a stick! It makes me tired.

T.H. White

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#11. The ability to be successful should be a good thing.

Michael Grimm

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#12. I need you to protect me from being lonely. Don't fight for me. Be with me.That's what I need.-Bianca to Lucas

Claudia Gray

Funny Brainless Quotes #1542960
#13. Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet ... Ew, did you ... ?"
"Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.

Molly Harper

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#14. It is not that things happen to each of us according to his fate, but that he interprets what has happened, if he has power to do so, according to his sense of his own destiny .

Cesare Pavese

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