Funny Bowel Movement Quotes

#1. You girls need to work on your fucking happy noises," Ryke says angrily. "They shouldn't sound like someone is being assaulted.

Krista Ritchie

#2. I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted (want-ed ... !) dead or alive ...

Ward Churchill

#3. Even when you self-destruct, you want to fail more, lose more, die more than others, stink more than others.

Don DeLillo

#4. We didn't have wings, but we could dance.

Megan Crane

#5. The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

Don Roff

#6. You have probably had past lives where you were in better stages of mind than you are in now.

Frederick Lenz

#7. I'd also like to do a play. I've never done theater, and constantly changing and refining a performance is something I'd like to do, even though it may sound like work to some people - and it probably is work.

Nastassja Kinski

#8. Remember that a man, a true man, never hates. His rages and his bad moods never last beyond the present moment-like electric shocks.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#9. But since the Word of God is complete, serving as the ultimate "sign" needed to lead mankind to Christ, miracles are an exception rather than the rule. And when they occur, they are always for His glory.

David Jeremiah

#10. A truly extraordinary work: vivid, passionate and utterly compelling. The Sound of One Hand Clapping is raw as a wound. It opens a world that is strange, brutal and poetic at once and ultimately achieves the kind of spirit-healing few novels do

Niall Williams

#11. Some preliminary conversation, he said, You look like you're in a good place, despite the bad times I understand you've been through.

Spencer Johnson

#12. There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

Carrie Fisher

#13. Come down and eat chicken with me beautiful. It's soooo dark.

Stephen King

#14. Sometimes you do have people who are great at curating; sometimes you have people curating who don't know what they're do ...

Sheila Heti

#15. I've never really thought about competing with cartoons. If it ever gets to that point, then just shoot me.

Lucy Liu

#16. Clarity need not be equivalent to / readability. How readable is the world?

Rae Armantrout