Watery Bowel Quotes

#1. The best Mother's Day gift I ever got was just a full day with the kids where they did their mommy pampering. They cut cucumbers and put them on my eyes and my daughter gave me a facial. I'm not even sure what was in it!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

#2. I messed my pants, he said.

James Lee Burke

#3. A clean conscience is expensive, it's the reason most men have to live paycheck to paycheck.

David Wong

#4. Minorities have never been given their rights. They have always had to wage a political and legal battle to win them.

Gloria Allred

#5. The present day composer refuses to die.

Edgard Varese

#6. What is best in mathematics deserves not merely to be learnt as a task, but to assimilated as a part of daily thought, and brought again and again before the mind with ever-renewed encouragement.

Bertrand Russell

#7. Television and radio do a wonderful job in focusing attention on the problems of our society.

Richard J. Daley

#8. It's the sorrow you feel that allows you to crave love. Without the suffering, there would be no true pleasure. Without tears, no joy. Without deficiency, no longing. This is the secret of the human heart, Rom.

Ted Dekker

#9. Testing stools for C. diff in patients after they have finished their Flagyl or Vanco for 10 days and after their bowel movements have returned to normal (that is, formed and not watery) is a waste of time and money, and is not helpful to the doctor or patient.

J. Thomas LaMont

#10. The most difficult part of our stories is often what we bring to them - what we make up about who we are and how we are perceived by others. Yes, maybe we lost our job or screwed up a project, but what makes that story so painful is what we tell ourselves about our own self-worth and value.

Brene Brown

#11. Men cannot live forever
But they must die forever ...

Allen Tate

#12. I'd read somewhere that nine out of ten adults in Alaska had a drinking problem. I could believe it. Snow, ice, sleet, wind, the dark night of the soul: what else were you supposed to do?

T.C. Boyle

#13. Naturalness onstage is just as much an artifice as naturalism in the novel

Julian Barnes