Top 15 Funny Border Collie Quotes

#1. Why do our politicians put warnings on cigarette packs and not on their own foreheads?

Tim O'Brien

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#2. Sometimes, we are simply trapped in the cage of our own emotions, unable to break those bars. It hurts!

Tarang Sinha

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#3. The Holy Bible is the Spirit of God exposed to humanity in the Language of Heaven.

Felix Wantang

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#4. Seems like half my anxiety dreams are about airports.

Lois McMaster Bujold

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#5. In New York the sky is bluer, and the grass is greener, and the girls are prettier, and the steaks are thicker, and the buildings are higher, and the streets are wider, and the air is finer, than the sky, or the grass, or the girls, or the steaks, or the air of any place else in the world.

Edna Ferber

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#6. Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

Phil McGraw

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#7. Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.

Bruce Forsyth

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#8. For myself, I long ago decided that I would rather know the truth than be happy in ignorance. If I can not have both truth and happiness, give me truth. We'll have a long time to be happy in heaven.

A.W. Tozer

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#9. What I want out of my career is just to work.

Josh Charles

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#10. Theater dates very quickly.

Fiona Shaw

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#11. I did three DVD's for 'Baby Einstein,' teaching babies how to sign. It really helps a parent communicate because babies can't talk. But it has been proven that they can communicate using their hands to communicate. So sign language is a great tool in that way.

Marlee Matlin

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#12. There is no such thing as national advertising. All advertising is local and personal. It's one man or woman reading one newspaper in the kitchen or watching TV in the den.

Morris Hite

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#13. Other people can talk about how to expand the destiny of mankind. I just want to talk about how to fix a motorcycle. I think that what I have to say has more lasting value.

Robert M. Pirsig

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#14. Perhaps nothing is more common than to bewail the shortness of life, unless it is to mispend the little time we are permitted to enjoy.

John Thelwall

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Anonymous

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