Border Collie Funny Quotes

#1. Until you know someone's full story, it is just a guess to determine whether s/he is pride full or humble, out of touch with reality or grounded.

Assegid Habtewold

#2. William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

#3. I wanted to give my first instincts a chance without shooting them down immediately, which I sometimes do.

Mark Kozelek

#4. I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

George W. Bush

#5. How often have I noticed or, indeed, listened to him? We talk, but do I actually listen, or is our conversation mainly a question of my waiting for him to stop and for it to be my turn to say something? For how many of us is that what conversation means - the setting up of our lines?

Alexander McCall Smith

#6. All the technology in the world is not going to help you if it's not intuitive and if the end user can't use it.

Robert Wachter

#7. I also don't believe that "everything happens for a reason," which is in a similar category of world-views.

Andrew Bird

#8. Janet Landis came to work in my group in the summer of 1957 when our first bubble-chamber was churning out its earliest pictures.

Luis Walter Alvarez

#9. Myron was playing Mr. Bureaucrat to the hilt; nothing made a person feel more impotent. There is no darker pit than the blank stare of a bureaucrat.

Harlan Coben

#10. As I age, I realize that now is yesterday's later, and that later is a bad plan.

Stephen Guise

#11. There was a shortage of soft furnishings and I'm sorry to say I was forced to use hard liquor.

D.L. Christopher

#12. To reach the goals of your life, you need discipline, you need luck and you need something as important as these two: Vacations!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#13. I would not take one cup of coffee from a grower ... There's not a good one. I hate them. A few presents, a little talk, then the noose. That's how capitalism works.

Cesar Chavez

#14. As a biblical inerrantist, I believe that what the Bible teaches is true and bow to the text, including its teaching about the Flood and its universality.

William A. Dembski

#15. When he loved something, he loved it, and that was all there was to it. He also tended to express that devotion the way he thought, in random, fast, seemingly disconnected ways.

R. Cooper