Top 19 Funny Bitter Sayings
#1. If you put the words on a page and you believe in them, then it's a poem.
Ewuare X. Osayande
#2. You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!
Todd Phillips
#3. After you have put food on your table, make sure you invest in really good walking shoes and a good bed.
John Callaway
#4. Love such a funny word; a worse emotion. It's crazy because it has the ability to give you strength, happiness and mostly belief. At the same time this thing call love can turn you bitter, insecure and allow you to lose sight of who you are in that same moment.
Mz. Baltimore
#5. Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)
Lemony Snicket
#6. You want people to go see it by the hoards. And for there to be talk of the possibility of continuing the journey and the ride, if you will, with these characters that we spent so much time honing, and executing this film on all levels, is super exciting.
Will Packer
#7. Love? Love is for children and poor people...
Molly Harper
#8. Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
Mark Twain
#9. I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.
Natalya Vorobyova
#10. Envy and hatred go together. Mutually strengthened by the fact pursue the same object.
Jean De La Bruyere
#11. Once again, it must be reiterated that beliefs and practices that developed in response to earlier, and presumably different, environmental pressures tend to persist, and the result may come to be far less than efficient utilization of an environment
Don Edward Beck
#12. I love wasting time and learning to lip-sync to songs; it's a silly hobby of mine.
Allison Janney
#14. I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
Steve Martin
#17. I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck
Kiersten White
#18. I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I've now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes.
Daniel Radcliffe
