Funny Bird Poop Quotes

#1. How wonderful is Cold Mountain Climbers are all afraid The moon shines on clear water twinkle twinkle Wind rustles the tall grass Plum trees flower in the snow Bare twisted trees have clouds for foliage A touch of rain brings it all alive Unless you see clearly do not approach

Hanshan

#2. I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck

Rob Reger

#3. I'm not what you would call a 'nice person'. I tolerate people on the best of days.

Belle Aurora

#4. A girl should never be stupid unless she is pretending to be stupid to save her own life, Lina said.

Sister Souljah

#5. She reminded Juliet of the parrot the shopkeeper owned. Both the woman and bird belonged in cages, preferably the same cage, so the bird could poop on all that velvet and lace.

Jordan Elizabeth Mierek

#6. Love was to blame for this. Because when love ends, the cold is what you're left with.
It was all I needed to feel.

David Levithan

#7. All trades, arts, and handiwork have gained by division of labor, namely, when, instead of one man doing everything, each confines himself to a certain kind of work distinct from others in the treatment it requires, so as to be able to perform it with greater facility and in the greatest perfection.

Immanuel Kant