Top 11 Funny Binoculars Quotes

#1. You seldom, if ever, get lucky sitting down.

Zig Ziglar

#2. A sound like a sound of thunder rolled,
And the heart of a nation stirred

William Ross Wallace

#3. Other people his age had houses and washing machines, cars and television sets, furniture and gardens and mountain bikes and lawnmowers: he had four boxes of crap, and a set of matchless memories.

Robert Galbraith

#4. there was a feeling as if I carried a small leaden coffin in the place of my heart

Iris Murdoch

#5. I've gone to China, bought a manufacturing company and moved it to America. Now China wants to buy back some of that new technology from me. That's a great story for America.

Terry McAuliffe

#6. Every writer is the amanuensis to their characters

Lucy Coats

#7. Not a word of it could ever be proved or disproved.

George Orwell

#8. A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war.

Samuel Butler

#9. I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.

Mitch Hedberg

#10. If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way

Josh Stern

#11. [On love:] I have no respect for anyone who says they've given up, or that they're not looking or that they're tired. That is to abrogate one's responsibility as a human being.

Harlan Ellison

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