Funny Begging Quotes

#1. The injury therefore that you do to a man should be such that you need not fear his revenge.

J.M. Darhower

#2. I hope we've got a lot of fairways and greens. We'll go from there.

Hal Sutton

#3. Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles.

Benedict Cumberbatch

#4. September 10, 2016
"Because of my love for the Human Race :
I could love, you, even more."
Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
Amen

Petra Hermans

#5. Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

Bo Burnham

#6. A fig for those by law protected!
Liberty's a glorious feast!
Courts for cowards were erected,
Churches built to please the priest!

Robert Burns

#7. Even the piquant can forfeit popularity if tied to something intellectual.

Thomas Mann

#8. If you do bad stuff and don't repent, you go to hell," Orc said, like he was begging for a refutation.
"Yeah, well, you know what? If Howard's in hell, I guess we can all have a big get-together soon enough. a

Michael Grant

#9. One never knows how much a family may grow; and when a hive is too full, and it is necessary to form a new swarm, each one thinks of carrying away his own honey.

George Sand

#10. Expect much from yourself and little from others and you will avoid incurring resentments

Confucius

#11. Our society has traded strength of character for makeovers that deceive.

Billy Graham

#12. And I'm very proud of the 50,000 poll workers and election officials who delivered a free and fair election.

Kenneth Blackwell

#13. Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life.

Bauvard

#14. It's because his wife left him. That's why he's acting funny. She left him the other night. While she was putting her bags into the taxi he was outside on the footpath begging her to stay. On his knees! Why are men so embarrassing?
Bev

Louis Nowra

#15. Let your mama sleep," he says. "If she's moody and tired, Daddy doesn't get any.

Samantha Towle

#16. Then Anna and Archie took the number 10 tram from Sternen Oerlikon,

Jill Alexander Essbaum

#17. The N.Y.C. tech scene is vibrant, and Betabeat will be a great vehicle to cover it in depth.

Jared Kushner

#18. An attack on values is inevitably seen as an act of subversion.

Garrett Hardin

#19. You're worth what you're worth

Peter Schiff