Funny Beauty Pageant Quotes

#1. He'll probably wake up having sleepless nights about that one.

Alan Parry

#2. My favorite TV show ever is 'Boy Meets World,' and my favorite movie is 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off.'

Kris Allen

#3. We may sing 'welcome, welcome, Holy Spirit', but He does not come because of our welcome. He is no guest, no stranger invited in for an hour or two. He is the Lord from heaven and He invites us into His presence.

Reinhard Bonnke

#4. Sometimes, the only difference between a superhero and a supervillain is a malpractice suit.

Corey Redekop

#5. Vladimir Putin is leading a dying country. Vladimir Putin's regime exports three things: petroleum products - coal, natural gas, and hydrocarbon energy in the form of petroleum. Number two, it exports arms, and, number three, it exports people.

Oliver North

#6. To be embodied with a petition is to have something to deliver

Sunday Adelaja

#7. If your life at night is good, you think you have everything.

Euripides

#8. When your ship breaks, you're supposed to find a pod, launch away,

Marko Kloos

#9. I ordered a soda - caffeine-free, low sodium, no artificial flavors. They brought me a glass of water.

Robert E. Murray

#10. I was no longer afraid. Not of important men, not of trustees and such; for knowing now that there was nothing which I could expect from them, there was no reason to be afraid.

Ralph Ellison

#11. I'm not an extravagant guy ... I don't like going over the top on anything. I have what I need and I try to keep it that way.

Jose Bautista