Beauty Pageant Contest Quotes

#1. The more passions you have the happier you'll be

Dennis Prager

#2. I felt the kind of peace you feel when you come in from a hot afternoon and pour cold water over your feet.

Sachin Kundalkar

#3. Survival isn't a race. It's a dance.

David Iserson

#4. The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.

Joseph Goebbels

#5. Where in the goddamn hell are Blythe and Chris?"
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"They're fucking in the shower! Thank you, Lord!"
Then her heels continue down the walkway while a collective round of applause echoes into the now-dark sky.
"Congratulations! But hurry it up, kids! Dinner is almost ready.

Jessica Park

#6. The Sea Shepherd crew is doing what governments should be doing, but refuse to do themselves, because of the threats of trade retaliation from Japan.

Paul Watson

#7. A warrior does not beg for his life. ~Izuru Kira

Tite Kubo

#8. They always say the Miss America Pageant isn't a beauty contest, it's really a scholarship program. If that's the case, why don't we just put all the contestants on Jeopardy! and pick Miss America that way? At least you get the smartest one.

Jay Leno