Funny Banter Quotes

#1. I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong.

Scott Blagden

#2. I'm not doing much, said Jared, warm in her mind, the amusement lingering. Just stuck in an elevator with this creepy Asian girl giving me a death glare.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#3. I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight.

Mark A. Cooper

#4. We must keep together, we belong to each other.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. As my laughter faded, he shot me an amused glance. "You should laugh more often. It's far less nauseating than your speaking voice."
"That may be the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
"Don't let it go to your head.

Cecily White

#6. First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning.

Kyle Adams

#7. Lipstick?" He arched a brow.
"I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade," I respond, deadpan.
"Ditch the magenta. Your olive skin screams for rose." His deadpan is better than mine.

Gena Showalter

#8. I have done a lot of work in Hollywood myself. I worked in television for roughly 10 years, from the mid-'80s to mid-'90s. And I was on staff at a couple of shows. I did some feature films, including originals and adaptations.

George R R Martin

#9. That easy, confident grin returned. "Don't worry, it's easily forgotten."
"Well," I said huffily, "it shouldn't be that easily forgotten."
"Would you like it better if I say I'll eventually forget it but not without a great deal of struggle and torment?"
"Yes."
"Done.

Richelle Mead

#10. Wait a minute," he says, holding up one of his large handa. "A green bomb?"
"I'm not making this up."
"Why green, though?"
"Because green is the color of money, grass, oak leaves, and alien bombs. How the hell would I know why it was green?

Rick Yancey

#11. I can pay you."
He raised his eyebrows. "I'm sure there are services for that.Maybe you can try calling 1-800-HOOKERS or something?"
"You know the number well?

Kasie West

#12. When she wraps her arms around my neck, all I want to do is protect this girl for the rest of my life.

Simone Elkeles

#13. Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.

Stacey Marie Brown

#14. Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn't have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.

Rucy Ban

#15. Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?

Lilith Saintcrow

#16. I know what party you're talking about. I might have to swing through. Especially if you're going to be there in a costume." He winked and leaned back in his seat.
"I'm going as a homeless person."
"Sexy.

Chanelle Gray

#17. Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.

Doris Day

#18. Audience member: Living Room!
Sara: Kitchen

Sara Quin

#19. People need such a small amount of money to deal with their own daily life. Because wherever I went to school they taught me about millions of dollars. I dealt with billions of dollars in national plans and investment plans and so on. Not this tiny money, $27 for 42 people.

Muhammad Yunus

#20. You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"

"Of course not. You're a married man, detective.

M. Kane