Funny Banana Quotes

#1. The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone.

Hilary McKay

#2. How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies - you've got to draw a line there.

Marc Maron

#3. But in those first hours after you take it, your brain is tuned in like nothing you can imagine. Eyes like the Hubble telescope, sensing light that's not even on the spectrum. You might be able to read minds, make time stop, cook pasta that's exactly right every time.

David Wong

#4. Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.

TheFlamingPopsicle

#5. On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'

Mitch Hedberg

#6. Sexual pleasure, wisely used and not abused, may prove the stimulus and liberator of our finest and most exalted activities.

Havelock Ellis

#7. We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

Chetan Bhagat

#8. Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#9. Where did this commandment come from in relation to polygamy? It also came from God ... When I see any of our people, men or women, opposing a principle of this kind ... I consider them apostates.

John Taylor

#10. I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic ... That to me was funny.

Christopher Meloni

#11. I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself.

Banana Yoshimoto

#12. The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.

Lance Manion

#13. Just as God's will is creation and is called 'the world' so His intention is the salvation of men, and it is called 'the Church.'

Clement Of Alexandria

#14. I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.

Joe Murray

#15. Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Audrey Hepburn

#16. Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.

Elbert Hubbard

#17. Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

Shah Rukh Khan

#18. Oh my god, I am a banana.

John Green

#19. And she's certainly a good cook." Miss Betts sighed. "The epitaph of the spinster.

Annie Barrows