Funny 61st Birthday Quotes

#1. When conflicts end non-violently, it's more likely that the result will be longer-lasting, democratic societies.

Julia Bacha

#2. Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.

Thomas Gold Appleton

#3. git at times. The manor was surrounded by tall

Phaedra Patrick

#4. I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Groucho Marx

#5. It is easier to overcome people's judgments than to overcome our own self-judgment ...

Arianna Huffington

#6. Nature sometimes joins her effects and her appearances to our acts with a sort of serious and intelligent appropriateness; as if she would compel us to reflect.

Victor Hugo

#7. I read my sister's diary when I was 7. She was, I think, 13. It was awful to read it.

Jack Gleeson

#8. Do not rummage through your thought's drawer because you will be ever more disorientated than they are.

Sorin Cerin

#9. Conversation is like a dear little baby that is brought in to be handed round. You must rock it, nurse it, keep it on the move if you want it to keep smiling.

Katherine Mansfield

#10. 18 Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting for those who belong to the Lord. 19 Husbands, love your wives and never treat them harshly.

Gary Chapman

#11. Maybe the one dangerous thing about reading a library's worth of books was the way your imagination got pumped up like a bodybuilder on steroids.

Dean Koontz

#12. If you don't love your mother you go straight to hell.

Richard Simmons

#13. I started with one squirt but didn't think that was enough, so I ended up accidentally spraying on six more. I went back to the beach to wait, smelling like a department-store tragedy.

T.J. Klune

#14. I smiled sadly and whispered, "I would have taken a bullet for you, too, you know."
"I know," he whispered gruffly and lifted my chin, "and that pisses me off and turns me on at the same time.

Shelly Crane