Top 14 Funniest West Ham Quotes
#1. Now let you and me buy wine today! Why say we have not the price? My horse spotted with five flowers, My fur-coat worth a thousand pieces of gold, These I will take out, and call my boy To barter them for sweet wine. And with you twain, let me forget The sorrow of ten thousand ages!
Li Bai
#2. My favorite artists always documented emotion. Marvin Gaye and Al Green and Sade and Aaliyah.
Drake
#4. You
not wanting me
was
the beginning of me
wanting myself
thank you
Nayyirah Waheed
#5. If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people.
Dean Koontz
#6. There's nothing wrong with giving yourself a pat on the back. If you can't do that, you can't be objective about your work. You can't be conceited or cocky either, but you can't be too modest either.
Jack Reynor
#8. For we form so extravagant an idea of certain characters that we would be incapable of identifying one of them with the familiar features of a person of our acquaintance.
Marcel Proust
#9. Here we are at the edge of the world, the very edge of Western civilization, and all of us are so desperate to feel something, anything, that we keep falling into each other and f*****g our way toward the end of days.
M.I.A.
#11. Is there anything more embarrassing than sailing into battle with half-finished figureheads? -Loki
Rick Riordan
#13. We need to create a society in which civility rules over cynicism and apathy.
Antanas Mockus
#14. Mark held up his plastic bag. Inside it, a small orange fish swam around in a circle. "This is the best patrol we've ever done," he said. "I have never been awarded a fish before.
Cassandra Clare
