Funniest Skype Quotes

#1. Not so long ago I'd been convinced that losing my voice was the worst thing that could ever happen to me, the worst tragedy. But since then I'd been losing my whole self, everything I stood for, believed in, felt. Everything I ever wanted to be. Everything I ever was.

Sarah Ockler

#2. If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying.

Wynton Marsalis

#3. For whatever reason, I didn't succumb to the stereotype that science wasn't for girls. I got encouragement from my parents. I never ran into a teacher or a counselor who told me that science was for boys. A lot of my friends did.

Sally Ride

#4. Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents
doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem ...

Lewis Black

#5. If you want to make God laugh, then tell him your plans!

Robin S. Sharma

#6. In many situations, the only thing you can control is your own response. Changing self-talk from negative to positive is an excellent way to manage that response. Anger destroys your health and relationships.

Maddy Malhotra

#7. Fake Is that what you are if you choose to improve the basic not perfect you?

Ellen Hopkins

#8. I can't believe you gave me a bag of dirt and then broke up with me!

Lauren R. Weinstein

#9. This will be the night I escape. The thought repeated in my mind like a refrain, over and over, and I believed it so hard that I whispered it aloud: 'This will be the night I escape!

Kendall Kulper

#10. I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives.

C.D. Payne

#11. To swim against waves is always an impossible task, but if you manage to do you will reach the shore where nobody even thought of. - Dr. Karan M Pai

Dr Karan M Pai

#12. dear god, I am only twenty seven, my cause is defeated, my husband is dead. am I to be one of the poor widows who will spend the rest of their days at someone else's fireside trying to be a good guest? shall I never be kissed again? shall I never feel joy? not ever again?

Philippa Gregory

#13. The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.

George William Curtis