Funeral Dedications Quotes

#1. If growing up means not seeing one's family and friends on the regular - all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#2. What! Did Sir W[alter] R[aleigh] believe that a male and female ounce (and, if so, why not two tigers and lions, etc?) would have produced, in a course of generations, a cat, or a cat a lion? This is Darwinizing with a vengeance.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#3. At some point in life, we learn our limitations, the distances we can we can travel and the boarders we will never cross. And we go from there.

Robert Cormier

#4. This bright new year is given me

William Arthur Ward

#5. Faye, honey, breathe."

Kristen Ashley

#6. Instead of seeking wisdom, liberals desire to be seen as clever by being counterintuitive, crazy, and outre.

Ann Coulter

#7. This whole goddamn house stinks of ghosts.

J.D. Salinger

#8. Besides the two Christmas things, we've got a about a dozen new tracks we're working on.

Chris Frantz

#9. Men still assume I must be like the girl I played in 'Emmanuelle.' John Wayne was never accused of killing people during his free time, but I'm forever stuck with the image of 'Emmanuelle.' The truth is, I should have got an Oscar for that role because I'm nothing like that woman.

Sylvia Kristel

#10. The most terrible thing about it is not that it breaks one's heart - hearts are made to be broken - but that it turns one's heart to stone.

Oscar Wilde

#11. Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!

Hiromu Arakawa

#12. People in the mass media tend more and more every day to look and act like elected and appointed officials.

L. Neil Smith