Functioning Alcoholic Quotes

#1. Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

Robin Williams

#2. Happiness is a fantasy that real people know doesn't exist.

Angel M.B. Chadwick

#3. She'd have to propel herself into the future by whatever means possible or she'd be trapped forever in a place whose times had already passed.

Kiran Desai

#4. Long before morning I knew that what I was seeking to discover was a thing I'd always known. That all courage was a form of constancy. That it is always himself that the coward abandoned first. After this all other betrayals come easily.

Cormac McCarthy

#5. I've always been for immigration reform; in 2007 I just didn't feel it had enough protections.

Tom Harkin

#6. One of the criteria for a global company is that it should have a manufacturing presence in multiple countries and should not only be an exporter.

Baba Kalyani

#7. And Burford needs a momma.

Kristen Ashley

#8. I like a lot of French literature, everything that was published like in the 40s and 50s. I like a lot of that.

Robert Pattinson

#9. Negative desires can cause no evil if you do not allow yourself to be seduced by them.

Paulo Coelho

#10. I couldn't imitate anyone if I wanted to.

Nicole Ari Parker

#11. He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.

Dave Barry

#12. In every one of the 'Squickerwonker' books, we will explore a new Squickerwonker character and their vice and how their vice generally leads to their undoing.

Evangeline Lilly

#13. Failure isn't really an option because, as my grandmother used to say, "Nothing beats a failure but a try."

Joy Bryant