Fugly Quotes

#1. Coming, fearless leader. Keep your fur on,
because according to Meryn, you are fugly without it.

Alanea Alder

#2. Love spells are a lot like platform diving. Once you start the process, there's no going back, and the end will be fugly if you don't know what the hell you're doing. - Mariketa the Awaited Mercenary of the Wiccae, Future Leader of the House of Witches

Kresley Cole

#3. Having money will make you look enticing to women even if you are not a good-looking dude. Don't believe me, go ask Mick Jagger, Donald Trump, Jay-Z and the rest of the fugly men who have all the money and get all the fine women.

Rebecca Scott

#4. I obsess and fantasize about whatever attractive men may be on the flight. Though these days the pickings are lean. No one flies regularly anymore but fugly, bland businessmen, and hideous families with no-neck monsters for children.

Vaginal Davis

#5. What is a monster? Something that grows hair all over and howls? Could be. But the real monster is within, and when it comes out, it's as fugly as you see it, or as it lets you see it.

John Vamvas Olga Montes

#6. You need to wear this. Amelia holds up a chunky silver necklace studded with gemstones.
I can't help scrunching up my face. It's one fugly piece of bling.

Leanne Hall

#7. Liar! Liar!" shrieked suddenly from the now open trap door.
Miracle Max whirled. "Back, Witch
" he commanded.
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife
" she was advancing on him now, an ancient tiny fury
"and after what you've just done I don't think I want to be that any more

William Goldman

#8. Submitting to history allows us to remember our society's past. Although writing and art express history, it's our humanity which keeps all of us striving for an improved future.

K.P. Kollenborn

#9. In the face of impossible odds, people who love this country can change it.

Barack Obama

#10. The pain... the pleasure... and the shame all drive me crazy.

Shungiku Nakamura

#11. What is this thing? trading passions for a tiny bit of acceptance.

Charlotte Eriksson

#12. Possession of a program with unique analytic capabilities puts a scientist in as much of a priveleged position to make new discoveries as the possession of a powerful telescope.

Heinz Pagels

#13. I suppose that nature works on such a hopeful basis that we believe against ourselves that things will be as they ought to be, not as we should know they will be.

Bram Stoker

#14. Each day was one breath at a time. I couldn't think much further than that, otherwise I'd choke on the air.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#15. Ninety percent of a shirt that not only was bright purple and green but with a design on it that, if you moved too quickly, might cause a seizure in an unsuspecting onlooker.

Lewis Black

#16. Don't touch me, you fat ghost!

Steve Toltz

#17. I didn't mean now," he protested. "I'm not going to raise the child. I'm having enough trouble with Rachel.

Kim Harrison

#18. Knowledge is not simply another commodity. On the contrary. Knowledge is never used up. It increases by diffusion and grows by dispersion.

Daniel J. Boorstin

#19. When it comes to your looks, the only option in this world that matters is yours.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

#20. The person in the balloon basket said "I hope you don't mind me helping, but it looked like you were having problems down there."
I said, "You're a Stegosaurus.

Neil Gaiman