French Fried Quotes

#1. If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Jean Kerr

#2. If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

Josh Stern

#3. The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.

Russell Baker

#4. Think no more about it," Jim assured them. "We have a charge account at Wimpy's. Dad set it up for Honey and me in case of an emergency. We can fill up on hamburgers, French fried potatoes, and malts at least. Let's go.

Kathryn Kenny

#5. Oh we will all fry together when we fry. We'll be french fried potatoes by and by. There will be no more misery When the world is our rotisserie, Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

Tom Lehrer

#6. Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

Mignon McLaughlin

#7. When you seek you are really only window-shopping.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

#8. Sometimes it's just 'Oh my God, I love the taste of fried oysters on French bread with mayonnaise and an order of French fries.' I'm not going to lie to you - I deal with that temptation every single day, many times.

Richard Simmons

#9. You know very well you're not real.

Lewis Carroll

#10. Someone once told me that religion is like a knife: You can stab someone with it, or you can slice bread with it.

Vera Farmiga

#11. When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Demetri Martin

#12. I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Kathleen Hale

#13. In Wisconsin they have deep-fried cheese curds, which taste like French fries and heaven had a baby.

Jim Gaffigan

#14. Stupidity is far more dangerous than evil, for evil takes a break from time to time, stupidity does not.

Anatole France

#15. It would be better, in a way, if any adults present were completely uneducated. There is nothing children like more than passing on information they have just discovered to people who may not already have it - an elderly grandmother, for instance.

Sugata Mitra

#16. The cooking standards for Italian food are less demanding than for French. All you need are some fried mozzarella and five pastas, and you're in business.

Danny Meyer

#17. If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.

Grandma Moses

#18. What exactly is a french before it's fried?

D.J. MacHale