Frank Zamboni Quotes

#1. My career never suffered from my not being skinny. I never did catwalk work because I was always too big. I couldn't get the clothes over my hips. - Author: Heidi Klum

#2. Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener. - Author: Ambrose Bierce

#3. He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Author: Alexander Pope

#4. I first got involved with Mel Brooks through 'The Elephant Man.' Everybody knows now, but they didn't know at the time that he was the producer. - Author: John Hurt

#5. A poem should improve on the blank page. - Author: Nicanor Parra

#6. People want to hear the dirt. But this is not really anything I want to talk about. - Author: Madonna Ciccone

#7. It is ironic that a movement that made its reputation championing the irrelevance of biological differences when those differences were to most women's disadvantage immediately returned to biological determinism when those differences were to the most women's advantage. - Author: Warren Farrell

#8. Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything. - Author: Tim Allen

#9. I called and called, but I can't get through,
Said he's on his own, but his own is you.. - Author: Caleb Followill

#10. The Prodigal Son didn't repent of his sin because he got tired of living like and with the pigs. He repented because God gave him eyes to see. - Author: Rosaria Champagne Butterfield

#11. Happy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically. - Author: Steve Rushin