Forkful Quotes

#1. Nothing like mashed potatoes when you're feeling blue. Nothing like getting into bed with a bowl of hot mashed potatoes already loaded with butter, and methodically adding a thin, cold slice of butter to every forkful.

Nora Ephron

#2. Ren grinned. "So ... you and lady tigers, eh? Is there something you want share, Kishan?"
Kishan shoved a forkful of dinner into his mouth and mumbled, "How about I share my fist with your face?"
"Wow. Sensitive, I'm sure your lady tiger friends were all very attractive. So am I an uncle?

Colleen Houck

#3. I didn't actually think you were hanging out at Hex Hall because of your burning love for me. But that's what I'm telling all the girls back at school," I said, stabbing a forkful of eggs. "I'm thinking 'heartbreaker' might be a nice addition to my 'avenging witch' reputation.

Rachel Hawkins

#4. Food was a responsibility, a ward she was determined to go by, ... She'd force herself through to the last forkful even to the point of nausea, because she didn't understand that it was there for her and not the other way round.

Lionel Shriver

#5. You can tell someone to stop saying nasty things about your best friend a hundred times," she mused over a forkful of pasta. "But you only have to rip their tongue out once.

Craig Schaefer

#6. You're right, Jeff did," Sweet ruefully conceded, as he tossed a forkful

James J. Griffin

#7. The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.

Chris Hardwick

#8. When I want a peerage, I shall buy one like an honest man.

Alfred Harmsworth

#9. Mr. Guppy suspects everybody ... of entertaining ... Sinister designs upon him ... he in the most ingenious manner takes infinite pains to counterplot, where there is no plot; and plays the deepest games of chess without any adversary

Charles Dickens

#10. The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more widespread is the decline of religious belief.

Sigmund Freud

#11. Certainly there have been better actors than me who have had no careers. Why? I don't know.

Richard Gere

#12. Faith is the cure that heals all troubles. Without faith there is no hope and no love. Faith comes before hope, and before love. (Sheikh Muhammad ibn Zaidi bani Tihama)

Paul Torday

#13. I didn't care if he was a genius or a fucking idiot, he was rotting away, and it wasn't fun to watch.

Anthony Kiedis

#14. Fly Away changed my life. There are certain songs that do. When I won the Grammy, I was in Paris. I sort of forgot about it.

Lenny Kravitz

#15. I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

Daniel Tosh

#16. General Electric rather miraculously came back with a bid of $554,000. But Westinghouse, whose AC system was inherently cheaper and more efficient, bid $399,000. The exposition went with Westinghouse, and helped change the history of electricity.

Erik Larson

#17. When I take a look at a company's annual report, if I don't understand it, they don't want me to understand it.

Warren Buffett