Foosball Quotes

#1. Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. Switch places," Sam ordered me.
"What are we doing, playing musical partners here?"
"I didn't know we were playing with Foosball sharks here.We're starting over.

Rachel Hawthorne

#3. I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Mitch Hedberg

#4. Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.

Anthony Jeselnik

#5. Happy soul, grateful heart.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. Plans are great, but missions are better.

Seth Godin

#7. There can be no renewal of our relationship with nature without a renewal of humanity itself.

Pope Francis

#8. Art problems are problems of human relationship.

Josef Albers

#9. Luckily, common sense had never been a strong suit of mine and my feet moved
faster than my brain.

Katherine McIntyre

#10. Whether the authorities be invaders or merely local tyrants, the effect of such [gun control] laws is to place the individual at the mercy of the state, unable to resist.

Robert A. Heinlein

#11. Some photographers shoot hundreds of pictures in a row and you need to be able to move from pose to pose very quickly while trying to make it look effortless.

Jamie Eason

#12. For the one who writes it . . . a story is like a mirror.

Sylvia Iparraguirre

#13. Integrity - one word that means so much; costs so little yet makes a real difference in this world.

Salley Farquharson

#14. I think I have music in me! I had a scholarship to study singing at one point, and I've never really done anything about it. I've done some music on stage, but it's been a long time. It would be kind of fun.

Garret Dillahunt

#15. What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and the never seen, who has only to imagine in order to pierce through walls and cause all the planetary Baghdads of his dreams to rise from the dust.

Salvador Dali

#16. You're obviously conscious of being brash or big-headed but I always knew I was going to be a footballer when I was seven or eight. I didn't just think I wanted to be one, I knew I was going to be one. Nothing ever surprised me really.

Michael Owen

#17. Finding Mecca in America weaves social theory and concrete ethnography into a significant contribution on Muslims in the United States, illuminating broader questions about the integration of minority and immigrant groups along the way. This is an important work and a joy to read.

Eboo Patel