Flosser Air Quotes

#1. Got it," I say as he hands me a pencil skirt, a crisp long-sleeved white shirt, and some low black heels. "This is what I'm wearing?" I'm a librarian. "Can I safely assume the accessories will include glasses on a chain and my hair in a bun? Should I shush people tonight?

J.A. Huss

#2. How are you feeling?"
"Like I fell out a burning building onto pavement, you?" I grumbled.
"Like I was pushed out of a burning building by a maniac," she retorted, a small smile playing across her face.

R.R. Virdi

#3. I talk out the lines as I write them.

Tennessee Williams

#4. Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.

Ambrose Bierce

#5. There's no debt limit in the Constitution.

James Surowiecki

#6. The only pressure that you use in a professional selling presentation is the presence of silence after the closing question.

Brian Tracy

#7. I think the context of an hour-long drama gives breathing space that you don't get in a film.

Philip Kerr

#8. Growing up is terribly wonderful. But often it's also wonderfully terrible.

S.D. Smith

#9. We are all responsible for the choices we make in life.

Abdulazeez Henry Musa

#10. I've burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I've caught the yard on fire. I've burnt up some acreage and had to call the fire department a couple of times.

Blake Shelton

#11. Death is alive, they whispered. Death lives inside life, as bones dance within the body. Yesterday is within today. Yesterday never dies.

Luis Alberto Urrea

#12. You never see an old man eating a Twix

Karl Pilkington

#13. For someone who can't remember very much, there seems to be a lot I can't forget.

Jodi Picoult

#14. Death. An instantaneous state, without past or future. Indispensable for entering eternity.

Simone Weil