Flight Of The Conchords Birthday Quotes

#1. The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college. And that was just an hour away, so I could always go home if I needed to.

Carrie Underwood

#2. Then you must look for a new body. That's what we call reincarnation.

Alex Chiu

#3. But no one ever said yes to make sex consensual. You took hints from body language, from the way two people came together. Why ... didn't a shake of the head or a hand pushing hard against a chest speak just as loudly? Why did you have to actually say the word no for it to be rape?

Jodi Picoult

#4. It is often said that a wrong decision taken at the right time is better than a right decision taken at the wrong time.

Pearl Zhu

#5. New York is something awful, something monstrous. I like to walk the streets, lost, but I recognize that New York is the world's greatest lie. New York is Senegal with machines.

Federico Garcia Lorca

#6. Don't be crude, Professor. Profanity is one contest you will not win with me.

Andrew Pyper

#7. Getting to know who you are is the secret to ensuring that your life will not be dull and unnoticed

Sunday Adelaja

#8. I am love. Everything in me and outside of me is love. Today I choose to repeat this, believe this, and commit to this. I am love. Anything else I have chosen to believe is false evidence appearing real. What I choose to see as real today is love and only love. I am love

Gabrielle Bernstein

#9. I think clothes should make you feel safe. I like clothes you want to go to sleep in. I sometimes stand in front of a mirror and change a million times because I know I really want to wear my nightgown.

Gilda Radner

#10. In no other arena is the church at greater risk of losing its calling than in the public square.

Philip Yancey

#11. Until we realise ourselves as the Absolute, we cannot attain to deliverance.

Swami Vivekananda

#12. A Mother's love is something that no one can explain, It is made of deep devotion and of sacrifice and pain, It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may For nothing can destroy it or take that love away

Helen Steiner Rice