Fifty Shades Of Grey Humor Quotes

#1. You've brushed your teeth," He says, staring at me.
"I used your toothbrush."
His lips quirk up in a half smile. "Oh Anastasia Steele, what am I going to do with you?

E.L. James

#2. They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!

Tanya Masse

#3. You're not celibate, then?" I breathe.
Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate.

E.L. James

#4. It's because I'm pregnant, Christian."
He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier.

E.L. James

#5. I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.

E.L. James

#6. I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

E.L. James

#7. If we had not endured, we will never have succeeded.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

Dov Davidoff

#9. If I could get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable.

Oscar Wilde

#10. We didn't-?" I whisper, my mouth drying in mortified horror as I can't complete the question. I stare at my hands.
"Anastasia, you were comatose. Necrophilia is not my thing. I like my women sentient and receptive," he says dryly.

E.L. James

#11. Six years in England," I muttered, "and she thinks she's James Bond.

Rick Riordan

#12. If you think that I am mad now, then take away my books, and you'll find I've completely gone insane!

Jen Selinsky

#13. The centuries dull and shift the memories, and the lens of time alters images. A

R.A. Salvatore

#14. Coveralls," I reply, and I know I'm no longer screening what's coming out of my mouth.
He raises a eyebrow, amused yet again.
"You wouldn't want to ruin your clothing." I gesture vaguely in the direction of his jeans.
"I could always take them off." He smirks.

E.L. James

#15. From: Christian Grey
Subject: &*%$&*&*
Date: August 23 2011 11:23
To: Anastasia Grey
Believe me when I say there are a great many things he'd like to do to your ass right now. Firing you is not one of them.
Christian Grey
CEO & Ass man, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.

E.L. James

#16. Just-fucked hair doesn't suit me.

E.L. James