Federoff Roast Quotes

#1. I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I rodger, I boff.

William Codpiece Thwackery

#2. We live in an era of globalization and the era of the woman. Never in the history of the world have women been more in control of their destiny.

Oscar De La Renta

#3. Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.

Lois Greiman

#4. It's an audacious thing to build a model of the cosmos. It's exciting how little we know.

Shea Hembrey

#5. Exactly. When is comes to anything halfway important, you just don't get it. It's amazing to me that you can put a piece of fiction together'
'Yeah, well, that's a whole different thing.'
(from Honey Pie)

Haruki Murakami

#6. The thing is you have to fight the whole time. You can't stop. Otherwise you just end up somewhere, bobbing in the middle of a life you never wanted.

Alexander Maksik

#7. Keep us, Lord, so awake in the duties of our calling that we may sleep in thy peace and wake in thy glory.

John Donne

#8. Because it is a thousand pities to never say what one feels

Virginia Woolf