Federman Law Quotes

#1. When I saw you for the first time, I thought you had a secret life.

Helen Oyeyemi

#2. Mr. Long Fingers. Mr. Womb-Ticklers

Fanny Merkin

#3. Even though we are deceived, still believe. Though we are betrayed, still forgive. Love completely even those who hate you.

Sun Myung Moon

#4. If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets.

Terry Pratchett

#5. You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard.

Gwen Stefani

#6. When I was growing up, I wanted to do Letterman and I loved that live, in-studio model. I still would do something like that.

Scott Aukerman

#7. Well, it's still another two-day competition, so it's really important to show that you're ready. Every meet is really important right now. You've got to keep showing you can hit.

Carly Patterson

#8. A satire should expose nothing but what is corrigible, and should make a due discrimination between those that are and those that are not the proper objects of it.

Joseph Addison

#9. Changing the change that changes us, is the right change to be successful in this changing world

Zafar Qumri

#10. As book collectors know all too well: We only regret our economies, never our extravagances.

Michael Dirda

#11. When you see someone, all you see is what they let you see.

Robert Crais

#12. We want to be hurt, astonished, reminded we're alive.

Tim Kreider