Fecking Quotes

#1. I love music because it's so fecking brilliant. Music is math, and math is the structure of everything and pretty much perfect.

Karen Marie Moning

#2. No young lady can be justified in falling in love before the gentleman's love is declared, it must be very improper that a young lady should dream of a gentleman before the gentleman is first known to have dreamt of her.

Jane Austen

#3. It feels good to have parents, but it feels even better to not have an evil one.

M.F. Moonzajer

#4. Holy fecking crikey, it comes!

Karen Marie Moning

#5. I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food.

Jan Fields

#6. What the feck?" Dani snapped when I answered. "You sleep like the fecking dead up there! I been calling you for five fecking minutes!

Karen Marie Moning

#7. What's it going to take for you to open that door? Gold? Blood?"
"Your name and password."
"My name is Honorous Jorg Ancrath, my password is divine right. Now open the fecking door.

Mark Lawrence

#8. Religion was dangerous, anti-intellectual, a crutch for the masses, and a game for the foolish, the poor, and the hypocrites. (Jacques Miroux)

Joel C. Rosenberg

#9. 'The Authority,' by Warren Ellis and Bryan Hitch, really pioneered the widescreen, action-packed style of storytelling.

Jim Lee

#10. A fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer.

Karen Marie Moning

#11. 1SA17.9 If he be able to fight with me, and to kill me, then will we be your servants: but if I prevail against him, and kill him, then shall ye be our servants, and serve us. 1SA17.10 And the Philistine said, I defy the armies of Israel this day; give me a man, that we may fight together.

Anonymous

#12. I burn everywhere and I'm hot, and I'm hot, and I'm so fecking unbelievably hot that I start tearing off my clothes and I can't do it fast enough because I feel thick and slow and stupid

Karen Marie Moning

#13. Barrons, Jericho: I haven't the faintest fecking clue. He keeps saving my life. I suppose that's something.

Karen Marie Moning

#14. You nurslings of Protestantism astonish me. You unguarded Englishwomen walk calmly amidst red-hot ploughshares and escape burning. I believe, if some of you were thrown into Nebuchadnezzar's hottest furnace you would issue forth untraversed by the smell of fire.

Charlotte Bronte

#15. Political movements and mega sporting events have always gone hand in hand. In 1980, there were Cold War boycotts in Moscow and again in 1984 during Los Angeles Games.

Eduardo Paes

#16. Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope.

Tina Fey

#17. Oh come on, I just killed the fecking Pope. You are going to attack me, aren't you?

Mark Lawrence

#18. Although I grew up in very modest and challenging circumstances, I consider my life to be immeasurably rich.

Sonia Sotomayor