Fat Joe Sayings

#1. I'm like a little kid that has a basketball and don't want nobody else to play with it. "It's mine, it's mine, and it's mine!" When it comes to sneakers.

Fat Joe

#2. I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard.

Joe Bastianich

#3. The more modest your expectations, the less often you will court disappointment.

Dorothy Dunnett

#4. It's like hip hop all over again, back in the '70s back in the Bronx, when it was just bubbling. But it's going to be huge.

Fat Joe

#5. If you don't physically age gracefully, it's a bit sad. I think Steven Tyler can get away anything, because he still looks like he did in '73. Especially from row Z backwards in an arena. As long as the Stones keep their hair and don't get fat they'll get away with the wrinkles.

Joe Elliott

#6. I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.

Joe Manganiello

#7. Whoever makes big records is a winner to me. Not the person with the mumbo jumbo, or the biggest diss record, or whatever the case may be. In the end of the day, whoever is most successful, whoever puts out a big record, wins the battle.

Fat Joe

#8. Strange, isn't it,' mused Glokta as he watched him struggle for air. 'Big men, small men, thin men, fat men, clever men, stupid men, they all respond the same to a fist in the guts. One minute you think you're the most powerful man in the world. The next you can't even breathe by yourself.

Joe Abercrombie

#9. On our way home we were waiting for the bus when a very fat, pompous-looking woman reeled out of a pub shouting, Melancholia? Ad nauseam.

Joe Orton

#10. I'm thinking, 'OK, we're about to fight.' I'm like, 'We're about to get it on right here at the VMAs?

Fat Joe

#11. A guy can tell a girl he's in love with her until he's blue in the face. Words don't mean anything to a woman when her head's full of doubt. You have to show her.

Colleen Hoover

#12. There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.

Joe Mantegna

#13. I can't comment on a person who won't comment on me in a positive light.

Fat Joe

#14. You want to be queen of the mountain, you take that crown and wear it with pride. It's gonna look great on you. Me? I'm more of a baseball cap kind of guy.

Louisa Edwards

#15. I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

Joe Tex

#16. Even afterwards when you go through a scene and then step off, sometimes you need a minute to just decompress.

Aldis Hodge

#17. I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old nightclub partner passed away, Phil Erickson down in Atlanta. He - I owe him everything. He put me in the business and taught me about everything I know.

Dick Van Dyke

#18. This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip.

Joe Tex

#19. He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'

Joe Viterelli

#20. Much like a recovering alcoholic marks every single day they've been sober, recovering fat asses can't help but think back to how little they thought about what they ate.

Joe Peacock

#21. God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

Joe Cocker

#22. To me, the most perfect screenplay ever written will be one word, when you finally reduce it down to that. Until then, writing will be an imperfect form of communication.

Sylvester Stallone

#23. Curtis Curtis jackson..he's the fakest thug I ever did see

Fat Joe

#24. You bring life to my world you give me strength to go on
And face life even when it seems all hopes gone
Labeled my wife but you truly exceed the title
You my future my happiness my heart my idol

Fat Joe

#25. Everybody wants to be famous. You have to be ready to deal with consequences.

Fat Joe

#26. When I was 16 years old, my brother Frank said, 'You'd better become a catcher, because you're too big and fat to do anything else.' Well, I took his advice. It was a quick way to get to the big leagues, and I've never regretted it.

Joe Torre

#27. I love Lil Wayne, that's like my little brother. He's just the coolest dude on Earth.

Fat Joe

#28. Man I wouldn't want to be in [MGK's] position right now ... He's just oblivious to what's going on.

Fat Joe

#29. The Rosary is a treasure of graces

Pope Paul V

#30. There's no point in saving the world if it means losing the moon.

Tom Robbins

#31. Lil Wayne is the best rapper on Earth. Can't nobody touch him. He's the only guy who can put out 300 songs a year and they all fire.

Fat Joe

#32. The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.

Martha Beck