Fat Jimmy Quotes

#1. I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

Jimmy Carr

#2. Know well what holds you back, and what moves you forward

Gautama Buddha

#3. Thank you ... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

Jimmy Fallon

#4. England produces the best fat actors.

Jimmy Cannon

#5. We see trees - they see only posts and beams.

David Kennett

#6. For my part, it is not the mystery of the incarnation which I discover in religion, but the mystery of social order, which associates with heaven that idea of equality which prevents the rich from destroying the poor

Napoleon Bonaparte

#7. They don't want it."

Fat Jimmy

From Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina due out 2017

Eddie Owens

#8. He's hit it fat ... It will probably be short ... It just hit the front edge of the green ... It's got no chance ... It's rolling toward the cup ... Well I'll be damned!

Jimmy Demaret

#9. Death is not going to hold down Huell Howser.

Mike Burns

#10. Happiness is understanding that friendship is more precious than mere things, more precious than getting your own way, more precious than being in situations where true principles are not at stake.

J. Donald Walters

#11. Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

Jimmy Breslin

#12. I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

Jimmy Carr

#13. Like all shrinks she was a deeply troubled person.

From "Fat Jimmy And The Blind Ballerina" due out early 2017.

Eddie Owens