Fat Chick Sayings

#1. When you know what the male species is looking for - 'I'm not into a redhead,' 'I don't want a fat chick,' - I have to tell them that X won't date you unless you're this. I'm just the messenger.

Patti Stanger

#2. Okay, so maybe she had entertained the idea once
or nine hundred times
of cupping his backside and giving a nice, hard little squeeze, but she would never act on it. Probably. She was pretty sure. But definitely, if she did, she would know it. Savor it. Make it count.

Erin McCarthy

#3. I want a big fat woman with meat shaking on her bones.

Chick Willis

#4. You said i could call you when i wanted but that you wouldn't call me. you have to decide where and when, you said. if you leave it up to me i'll want to see you every day.
At least you were honest, which is more than i can say for me.

Junot Diaz

#5. If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak.

Chick Willis

#6. I thought you were supposed to be pretending I don't exist, not irritating me to death.

Stephenie Meyer

#7. Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat.

Chick Willis

#8. Why did you draw the chick in the ocean so fat and ugly?" asked a guy in a black tank top.
"Where?" Kayla said.
"Right there by the sandcastle. There on the right."
"It's not a girl. It's a manatee.

Thomas Pack

#9. God, what is it like to be You and hear all those people all the time everywhere, begging, imploring, calling out for anything and anyone?

Anne Rice

#10. Letting someone down is not criminal action.

Patrick McHenry

#11. stayed friends because they could keep each other's secrets. Now,

Katherine Boo