Fashion Humour Quotes

#1. Not even a hand-stitched suit could hide a body gone ruinously to seed. I was tempted to offer some fashion advice, but I didn't think he'd welcome the news that this year, bellies are being worn inside the trousers

Val McDermid

#2. You're going to love him. The two of you share the same fashion sense.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#3. Oi, doll, ignore him,' said Sia, using a notebook to fan her face. 'Sweet lord, I'm like a human hot-water bottle wrapped in doona in front of a heater at the moment. And did I tell you about the constant farting?

Gabrielle Tozer

#4. Humility is the best dress you can wear

Treasure Stitches

#5. A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

George Bernard Shaw

#6. London Fashion Week is so different from any of the others. Compared to the strictness in New York, London seems freer from commercial constraints. Truer to the process, to street style, to a sense of humour.

Alexa Chung

#7. The human body is the best work of art.

Jess C. Scott

#8. It's not revealing, it's informative.

Gemma Burgess

#9. Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

Matt Dunn

#10. The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

Tyne O'Connell

#11. Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.

Tyne O'Connell

#12. I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks

Tyne O'Connell

#13. I love the way Lady Gaga finds humour in fashion, but it's still very stylised.

Kim Gordon

#14. Ah, sahib. I know you just come to comfort a old man left to live by hisself. Soomintra say I too old-fashion. And Leela, she always by you. Why you don't sit down, sahib? It ain't dirty. Is just how it does look.'
Ganesh didn't sit down. 'Ramlogan, I come to buy over your taxis.

V.S. Naipaul

#15. I love Prada. Not so much the clothes, which are for malnourished thirteen-year-olds, but I covet, with covety covetousness, the shoes and handbags. Like, I LOVE them. If I was given a choice between world peace and a Prada handbag, I'd dither. (I'm not proud of this, I'm only saying.)

Marian Keyes

#16. (Kaylee) Tell me I'm pretty, Wash.
(Wash) Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion.
(kaylee) Because I'm pretty?
(Wash) Because you're pretty.

Brett Matthews

#17. Our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay as Elton John's handbag.

Ann Somerville

#18. Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.

Charlotte Perkins Gilman

#19. I saved you," Andersen said at last, slowly but firmly, like Pat was an idiot child who had to be reminded of the basic rules of the universe. To wit: Gravity exists. Time purports to flow in a linear fashion, but it's only trying to fool us. I saved you.

Alex Gabriel

#20. Kevyn, Ennesby tells me you are building a time machine.
Actually I'm finished.
In one afternoon? Wow ... Does it work?
After a fashion.
...
I put a whole lot of energy into it, and the next thing I knew it was time for dinner.
-Captain Tagon & Commander Andreyasn

Howard Tayler