Farmhand Quotes

#1. In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

Spike Milligan

#2. Maybe the way he tried to corral me my entire junior year of high school like I was some wayward cow and he was the ranch's most enthusiastic farmhand?

Christine Bell

#3. I'm this dude that can play a farmhand and a handyman and sometimes a Greek god.

Luke Evans

#4. Hearing this announcement, your soul will mobilize accordingly. It will mobilize ecstatically, in fact, because this is what your soul was born for. (Trust me, your soul has been waiting for you to wake up to your own existence for years.) But

Elizabeth Gilbert

#5. Climbing towards fame, recognition and popularity is very much pleasant; but all its sweetness does not count even for a day of going down.

M.F. Moonzajer

#6. [John] Belushi was an extreme experience even by my standards.

Keith Richards

#7. Because you know I'm
All about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble.

Meghan Trainor

#8. Though shyness per se was unacceptable, reserve was a mark of good breeding.

Susan Cain

#9. He's not going to die, you know. It's only nice, saintly people who suffer untimely deaths." She gave a quiet laugh. "Whereas selfish bastards like St. Vincent live to torment other people for decades.

Lisa Kleypas

#10. Monkeys can rip your face off.

Jennifer Neves

#11. The most fundamental problem in software development is complexity. There is only one basic way of dealing with complexity: divide and conquer

Bjarne Stroustrup

#12. It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.

Nancy Kerrigan

#13. Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore.
Avada Kedavra!

J.K. Rowling

#14. The best way to break up with a girl is like I'm taking off a band-aid. Slowly and in the shower.

Anthony Jeselnik