Famous Postman Pat Quotes

#1. Then she asked me who the lead singer of Led Zeppelin was. I told her zeppelins could not be made of lead due to the obvious weight issues. She said, "Case closed." Led Zeppelin is a band. I know that now.

John David Anderson

#2. You ... you've been here quite a long time, haven't you?
What? Oh ... yes. Ever since I married What's-her-name. Uh, Martha. Even before that. Forever. Dashed hopes, and good intentions. Good, better, best, bested. How do you like that for a declension, young man?

Edward Albee

#3. I'm a fallible human being - but if I were to react to that knowledge with fear/defensiveness then how would I move forward?

Jay Woodman

#4. If there is peace in the heart, there will be beauty in the character. If there is beauty in the character, there will be harmony in the home. If there is harmony in the home, there will be order in the nation. When there is order in the nation, there will be peace in the world." - Lao Tse

Emmett E. Miller

#5. It seemed as if Gisela's screams were growing closer. The brutal kicking stopped. He heard a loud thud and several startled yells. He forced his eyes open. Gisela was on top of Ruexner on the ground, pummeling his head with her fists, while Ruexner held his arms up to protect his face.

Melanie Dickerson

#6. We're baseball players. We don't need guys telling us, 'Hey, you need to hurry. Hey, you need to do this. Hey, you need to step up.' We are professionals, we can do that without anybody telling us. I'm OK with it, but we need to do it on our own.

Bengie Molina

#7. It is my desire I desire, and the loved being is no more than its tool.

Roland Barthes

#8. When you achieve one dream, dream another. Getting what you want is only a problem if you have nowhere to go next. Dreaming is a lifetime occupation.

Rudy Ruettiger

#9. That kiss was really nice you know before you ... bit me, but it was still nice.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#10. I don't watch reality TV, my reality is tough enough.

Alisa Steinberg

#11. The days of red carpet disasters are kind of over.

Trinny Woodall

#12. The trick to being happy is getting beyond the body and the astral realms.

Frederick Lenz