Family Nuts Quotes

#1. I drive my family nuts because when I watch something on TV, I'm likely to watch it with a bass guitar. But I don't plug it in!

Steve Capus

#2. GRACE: All you can do is take it.

Charles R. Swindoll

#3. Kate had attended a Presbyterian church with her family in Norfolk; she'd heard how the God of Moses could flip out and go pretty damn nuts when things didn't turn out His way.

Chet Williamson

#4. Christmas: the one time of year when you can't avoid the nuts in your family muesli.

Charles Stross

#5. Certainty becomes you.

Tessa Dare

#6. ...a great man. But...not quite great enough.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#7. Dullness. Only humans could have invented it. What imaginations they had.

Terry Pratchett

#8. that could (poof!)

Tracy Brogan

#9. The truth is, I've been going pretty much nuts all year. I constantly have to fight being scattered. I feel like I'm on automatic pilot from fatigue. The hardest thing is trying to be present, living for the moment, for everybody in the family.

Patricia Richardson

#10. Well, I was coming off of being on 'Law & Order,' and I was a little worried that it might be the end of my career - I've never been one of those actors with a lot of confidence that the next good job will come along.

Jeremy Sisto

#11. Family trees full of nuts have nothing on me. My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.

Kelly Moran

#12. The first time I took LSD, it just blew everything away. I had such an incredible feeling of well-being.

George Harrison

#13. I keep my family out of my public life because it can be an awful nuisance to them. What's my mother going to tell strangers anyway? That I was a cute baby and that she's terribly proud of me? Nuts. Who cares?

Montgomery Clift

#14. I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didn't stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes.

Nadia Giosia

#15. He who knows most believes the least.

Henry Thomas Buckle

#16. Ian kept his brain in his dick,

Peter F. Hamilton

#17. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

Garrison Keillor

#18. Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.

Wayne Huizenga

#19. You know how everything seems so normal when you're growing up," she asked plaintively, "and then comes this moment when you realize your whole family is nuts?

Karen Joy Fowler

#20. Nobody looked at him. He passed on unsuspected and deadly, like a pest in the street full of men.

Joseph Conrad

#21. I have a really, really, really normal family. And by normal I mean we're all nuts on some level. I think you've gotta be a little nuts to pursue any kind of creative job. I was also a really good kid. I know that sounds really dull, but I didn't rebel in the traditional sense.

Anna Paquin

#22. Indeed, it is not intellect, but intuition which advances humanity. Intuition tells man his purpose in this life.

Albert Einstein

#23. We plant sod where God wants 2 plant seed. He's more interested in growing our character than having us look finished.

Bob Goff

#24. ...you can't know what a life has been until it is over.

Andre Alexis

#25. The point of reading is not reading but living. Reading helps you live with greater appreciation, keener insight and heightened emotional awareness.

Steve Leveen