Family Business Funny Quotes

#1. Politics has become a blood sport that goes beyond just the person whose name is on the ballot.

Paul Ryan

#2. I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

Wanda Sykes

#3. Life isn't fair, he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.

Lemony Snicket

#4. The battle outside raging will soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.

Bob Dylan

#5. 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is just one of those movies that's like a page of history. You can't really go wrong. It's a prequel. It's not like number three. Which is really cool, to be the before as opposed to the after.

Diora Baird

#6. The Indian knew how to live without wants, to suffer without complaint, and to die singing.

Alexis De Tocqueville

#7. When you hit thirty-five or forty, you know on one level that you are no longer the physical specimen you once were.

Harlan Coben

#8. After all, the ordinary hero hiding in each of us is often the most powerful catalyst for change.

Tate Taylor

#9. Are you loyal to Jesus or loyal to your notion of Him?

Oswald Chambers

#10. [T]he true natural sciences lock together in theory and evidence to form the ineradicable technical base of modern civilization. The pseudosciences satisfy personal psychological needs ... but lack the ideas or the means to contribute to the technical base.

E. O. Wilson

#11. Who has told you that the fruit belies the flower? For the fruit you have not tasted, and the flower you know but by report.

Murasaki Shikibu

#12. You can only have the courage and strength to do what you think is right. It may turn out to be wrong, but you will at least have done it, and that is the important thing. We must act according to the best dictates of our reason, and then leave God to judge its ultimate value.

Irving Stone

#13. The buffaloes hardly ever cry but you dagos always wriggle your way to the bars and start bawling,

Mark Smith

#14. I mean, can I really create a full, three-dimensional character? I don't know anymore. I'm certainly going to try.

Bette Midler

#15. She was feeling so much all at once and yet she wanted so much more. She wanted Jack - naked - now. "I'm going to leave you, Rose." She heard the words, but it took a moment for the meaning to register. Leaving? Was He leaving?

Mary J. Williams