Fake Relationship Quotes

#1. And still, even when he'd told her how he felt about her, and that he wanted their fake relationship to be real, she'd held herself back out of fear that their friends-to-lovers story was too good to be anything but fiction.

Bella Andre

#2. Boyfriend huh? I didn't realize we had taken things to that level."
"Oh, I'm sorry
this is my first undercover operation," Jordan said. "I'm a little unclear about the rules. Are we seeing other people in this fake relationship?

Julie James

#3. Maybe I should put an ad online. Honor student seeks overly self-confident young man for fake relationship. Terms negotiable.

Chris Cannon

#4. I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:

Mahsati Abdul

#5. You can't fake your way into an authentic, soul-deep relationship.

Annette Vaillancourt

#6. Given all the stress and pressure, some people would fake it. They'd want to join the club, so they'd get together with another lonely person and stage a fake soul mate encounter. They'd marry, hide their relationship problems, and struggle to present a happy face to their friends and family.

Randall Munroe

#7. A question that always haunts me. Why can't people just be real? It's easier being real than pretend being real. Give yourself a chance.

Manasa Rao

#8. I feel that we should always be a real friend, always, even to those who chose to be fake. Not because they are nice but because you are.

Rita Zahara

#9. Always take the time of 180 days before you call yourself committed to someone.
It takes at least a time span of six months to shed the fake skin.

Himmilicious

#10. Pretend to be poor in reality and you'll notice a decrease in your friends list and request.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#11. Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

Rachel Caine

#12. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone

#13. I'm a great reader that never has time to read.

Eudora Welty

#14. How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?

Madi Brown

#15. I like women in film. I like women in general, but I especially like to show them on film. They are not ciphers.

Nicolas Roeg

#16. They say women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship.

Colin Falconer

#17. I metaphor for sex, but she slapped my face and walked away when I asked.

Stephen King

#18. It's enough for me... I saw the image
...

We were together
We were friends
We were in relationship
...

Memories are enough...
...

THAT ARE FAKE ONE... it happens just once or twice sometimes...

Deyth Banger

#19. These days you can't do a goddamn thing online without leaving footprints.

David Lagercrantz

#20. There will always be real friends and fake friends. It is difficult to distinguish the two because both will appear the same in the beginning but so different at the end.

Rita Zahara

#21. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Courteney Cox

#22. We are not separate from spirit, we are within it." -Plotinus, ancient Greek Sage & Mystic

Sara Rider

#23. Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

Sharon Stone

#24. The kids out there want something they can relate to, something that's real; most of that whiny stuff isn't real. The cheesy pop songs just bore me to death.

Jonathan Davis

#25. As for Republicanism, no analogy could be found for it upon the face of the earth - unless we except the case of the "prairie dogs," an exception which seems to demonstrate, if anything, that democracy is a very admirable form of government - for dogs.

Edgar Allan Poe

#26. Horse racing is really much more intimidating than anything having to do with literature. When I had horses at the racetrack, I would wake up in terror in a way that I would never wake up while working on a novel.

Jane Smiley

#27. From beginning to end, all this phony relationship can offer you is a toxic combination of fake love and real abuse. He constructs the psychopathic bond through deception and manipulation. You maintain it through self-sacrifice and denial.

Claudia Moscovici

#28. Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake. Every comparison becomes impractical. This is why the impractical has become totally acceptable; impracticality almost seems cool.

Chuck Klosterman

#29. When we fake fine, we fake our way out of authentic relationship with God, others, and ourselves.

Esther Fleece

#30. I don't wanna be in a fake-perfect-relationship. Because, however, it will eventually turn to be a shitty relationship. And why on earth, I would put myself inside a shitty and tiring relationship while there are probabilities and chances to have a real happy relationship out there?

Nina Ardianti

#31. Trying to change someone to suit your desires is a setup for disappointment.

Carlos Wallace

#32. The ending has to fit. The ending has to matter, and make sense. I could care less about whether it's happy or sad or atomic. The ending is the place where you go, "Aha. Of course. That's right."

Carrie Jones

#33. ...scoffing cometh not of wisdom...

Philip Sidney

#34. Hey, don't you ever fake orgasms with me."
She huffed. "I don't get why guys get so pissed when girls do that. Hell, your gender can fake an actual relationship.

Suzanne Wright

#35. The only conception of freedom I can have is that of the prisoner or the individual in the midst of the State. The only one I know is freedom of thought and action.

Albert Camus

#36. In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.

Alonzo Bodden