Fake Id Quotes

#1. Laugh with fake id's but i have permanent license of pain in eyes

Kjiva

#2. Oh, someone has a fake ID huh?

Toni Aleo

#3. When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs.

Kurtis Blow

#4. If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot.

John Green

#5. When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen

Homer

#6. Speaking of happy successes, after years of struggling to lose those few extra pounds every mother puts on during adoption, particularly when the doctor orders bed rest, in 2004 I sent my assistant to the Gap in dark glasses with a fake ID to purchase my first pair of Easy Fit jeans.

Paula Poundstone

#7. Eugene's got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he's thirty-six, thanks to his devotion to tasseled shoes and his ridiculous carpet of chest hair.

Flynn Meaney

#8. Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.

David Letterman

#9. Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot."
Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters."
Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.

John Green

#10. How hard can it fucking be to successfully use a fake ID in this town? This is ridiculous! I won't stand for it. "No," I say, forcefully. "ID me."
"All right, man. If that's what gets your maracas shakin'.

John Green

#11. I started playing in New York when I was 16. I had a fake ID so I could play shows, and, I don't know, bouncers didn't really say no to me, I guess. I'm fun!

Elle King

#12. In high school, a teacher's friend in the police department asked me to go into a bar and flash a fake ID saying I was 21 even though I wasn't. They were assuming the bar wasn't carding people. Anyway, she forgot to ask for it back. I used it all freshman year in college.

Betsy Brandt

#13. I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#14. But more important than personal awards is winning the World Series. That's the max that anyone could ask for. Let alone to have the ball in your in your glove for the final out of the World Series. That was the ultimate.

Dennis Eckersley

#15. Id rather have a fake smile than a nasty stare.

Tamara Ecclestone

#16. ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still got on the planes. If the British national ID card can't be faked, it will be the first on the planet.

Bruce Schneier

#17. Sometimes, you just have to reassure the ones you love in precise language that you'll always be there. Sometimes words are enough.

Cassia Leo

#18. Even the ancient mariner, with his wonderful tale, succeeded in stopping only one of three! No book is for everybody.

Leon Garfield

#19. Grief, no matter how you try to cater to its wail, has a way of fading away.

V.C. Andrews

#20. Always remember to bound thy thoughts to the present occasion.

William Penn

#21. Somewhere between sanity and madness lays a fine line, for some it is a tightrope walked daily, a fight for balance to be won or lost. That fight is lost one of two ways. Some simply lose their balance and fall, others are pushed.

Zoe Heller

#22. layers I've built over the past six months, past the fake Lena with her shell and her ID cards and

Lauren Oliver

#23. When we feel stuck, going nowhere-even starting to slip backward-we may actually be backing up to get a running start.

Dan Millman