Fake Accent Quotes

#1. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers

#2. The dead leaves fly. They're cropped and gathered to the rich barn of the earth.

Jim Crace

#3. I wonder if it would be unethical for me to turn James Marsters? And then force him to fake the Cockney accent? And then make him my love monkey?

Molly Harper

#4. My idea of life, it's what happens when they're rolling the credits.

M T Anderson

#5. When I speak to people from Britain, that's when I feel like a fake, speaking with an American accent.

Matthew Rhys

#6. They hadn't read as many stories as Malicia, and were rather more attached to the experience of real life, which is that when someone small and righteous takes on someone big and nasty, he is grilled bread product, very quickly.

Terry Pratchett

#7. He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, "I vant to drink your blood" in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen."!

Rachel Caine

#8. Qui jacet in terra non habet unde cadat. In me consumpsit vires fortuna nocendo, Nil superest ut iam possit obesse magis." (loosely translated: "He who lies on the ground can fall no farther. In me, Fortune has exhausted her power of hurting; nothing remains that can harm me anymore.")

Thomas Kyd

#9. Urban evangelism requires immersion in the various cultures' greatest hopes, fears, views, and objections to Christianity.

Timothy Keller

#10. He had no taste for his own company and avoided such an encounter as much as possible, for the last thing he wanted was to make close acquaintance with himself.

Stefan Zweig

#11. The only proper mask to wear in life is your own damn face.

Toni Cade Bambara

#12. The very earth that sustains us is being destroyed to fuel injustice. An economy that grants personhood to corporations but denies it to the more-than-human beings

Robin Wall Kimmerer

#13. If you ask a twenty-one-year-old poet whose poetry he likes, he might say, unblushing, "Nobody's," In his youth, he has not yet understood that poets like poetry, and novelists like novels; he himself likes only the role, the thought of himself in a hat.

Annie Dillard

#14. You are all that you are longing for.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

#15. And for the Doctor, time is literally running out. He knows that Compassion is dying. He's aware that he has lost his own ability to regenerate. He's worried by Fitz's fake German accent.

Andy Lane

#16. I'm avampire. I havesecret powers ," he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, "Actually, your mom let me in.

Rachel Caine

#17. One of the interpreters hired by CBS for the Dan Rather/Saddam Hussein interview adopted a phony Arabic accent. You know, maybe CBS should have hired somebody with a fake Dan Rather accent to ask tougher questions.

Jay Leno